17 BMW GS Adventure motorcycles vs 1 Suzuki V-Strom

On this odessy there is only one Suzuki and 17 BMW motorcycles. Somehow these Brits have it in their head that BMW's are the only way to go. Being Brits they needle me constantly about my Japanese bike. I harass them back of course, but it is still 17 to one.

Tonight we had our weekly group dinner. Before we ate I read them all a poem I'd written earlier in the evening. Here it is:

Ode to the GS

The Beemer GS is an adventure for sure,
No young punks please, you must be mature.

Built in Bavaria by an Arian team
It’s a long distance rider’s very wet dream.

With an eye for detail and a mind for invention
The designers created a grand penile extension.

Big and industrial, and great for off-road
It carries two people and all of their load.
Its legend is real, its history extensive
Although it’s not pretty, at least it’s expensive.

Surprizingly my poem was very well received and applauded. Several Brits asked for a copy.